I always love interviews with Canadian hockey players, they're so low key: “I was just trying to put the puck in the net. I felt that was the right thing to do.” Really? You mean the entire object of the game, putting the puck in the net, is the right thing to do? I guess if you spend your whole life trying to put pucks into nets, it stifles your abilities to be a bit more joyous.  I would be all: “Did you see that sh*&!!! I juggled the motherf*$#@^ puck, dude! How cool is that??!!!”