“You're on Facebook? Me too! We should totally friend each other!”

Little Girl: You know you will never be king…right?
Charles: AAAAAAARGH….I KILL YOU FOR THAT!

Imgaine voice of Comic Book Guy of the Simpson's fame: “WORST INDIAN GIRL. EVER!”

“Haha, the little monkey can talk!”

“Ha-ha-ha, I can have you killed just like that bitch-ass ex-wife o' mine, oh fucking bloody hell, I've gone to far again!”

If I were that girl, I would nuke him. Plain and simple.

Too FunnY!  I'VE got a Brazilian TOO!