1. Be weird. Be different. And if possible be brown and cute and furry.
2. Dessert tastes best when you really throw yourself into it.
Richard Austin / Rex / Rex USA
4. Spooning’s all well and good, but the best way to cuddle while you sleep is with a Backwards Full-Extension Wraparound.™
8. If anyone ever asks you why you’re rolling around in sidewalk chalk, give them the withering look they deserve.
10. Sitting on a park bench and thinking about your own mortality is never quite as fun as you think it’s going to be.
24. Don’t forget to fill your life with things you really like a lot.
25. If you’ve never fashioned a life-size replica of yourself out of your own hair, you haven’t lived.
26. The absolute best thing in the entire world is curling up with a good book.
28. An unexpected cuddle can be surprising but you should probably just go with it.
31. Find someone who looks like they know where they’re going, and follow them.
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