Oh, just….vomit. On the plus side though, he's actually available to hire for your next event (“Dr. Breeze is available as a solo act with full band midi backup, or as a duet or trio with a combination of bass, keyboards or steel drums.”) So the next time you're feeling nauseatingly maudlin and want to pat yourself on the back in a very public way for being as red-white-and-true-blue patriotic as you are, you can hire him to play the soundtrack to your personal drama festival. For added effect, you can have Dr. Breeze play off to the side while you stand in teary-eyed salute to a flag you've lugged to any public area where other people will be able to witness your intense patriotic fervor firsthand. Kewl! And extra points if you get Kinko's to make a giant backdrop of Arlington National Cemetery and the flag raising at Iwo Jima to use while saluting and crying! Double kewl! Bonus suggestion: Putting together a montage of video clippings about dead soldiers/policemen/firemen and want something fresher, but just as simplistic and retarded as Toby Keith and Lee Greenwood? Well…here ya go.
