The 8 Absolute Best Things You Can Do With A Roomba

There's been a lot of talk in the cat community lately about how best to deploy a Roomba, if you are lucky enough to have one. Here is a quick primer.

8. Pretend you are the navigator of a spaceship.

7. Spin around until you are too dizzy to stand.

6. Invite a ton of friends to your Roomba party.

5. Take a snooze cruise.

4. Yell, "Goodbye forever!" before kissing someone on the cheek and riding off into the sunset.

3. Weaponize your Roomba.

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2. Whatever amazing thing this is.

1. Dress up like a shark and chase a duckling around the room. This is by far the best thing you can do with a Roomba.