7 Literal Piles Of Garbage People Are Selling Right Now

You know that person who lives by you, and puts the same boxes of garbage from their basement up for sale in front of their house every sunny weekend and calls it a garage sale in spite of nobody every buying anything?

7. 1000 broken pens for $500

From the description:
“The mechanics of the pens are fine, however, for the most part, the ink is dried up, although a few might work.”

A good buy indeed.

Source: ebay.com

6. 11 broken, wacky triangle phones for $500

From the description:
“Condition : used, no tested, look the real picture,bad shape. i do cheapest selling ,you can do ref and repair for resell them. any question please contact me. look the real picture. shipping fee: $200 for all (11) to worldwide”

Seems legit, but tack on another $200 for shipping for some reason

Source: ebay.com

5. 100 Broken Cell Phones for More than $20

This auction was at $20 when I checked, and that is actually a reasonable amount of money to pay to always have a cell phone handy to throw at someone.

Source: ebay.com

4. 100 pairs of broken headphones for $500. Shipped tangled.

From the Description
Part Number: 100*3068AV
Item are badly tangled together (see detailed pictures)
Some item may be dent and/or damaged

Not sure I’d recommend this one, as you’re basically paying $500 for something that someone is selling because they’re too lazy to untangle the wires.

Source: ebay.com

3. 100 Broken iPhone Screens for $779.10

From the Description
100 units of faulty Apple Iphone 4 black genuine original (lcd)screens job lot
(GENUINE NOT CHINESE COPY) UK SELLER

Again, definite buy. He’s a UK seller so by “faulty” I’m sure he’s referring to the John Cleese classic television series which you can watch on these 100 screens.

Source: ebay.com

2. Unknown number of Broken Super Nintendo Controllers for $66

From the Description
“Up sale is everything in the picture. It is all tested and rejected for individual sale due to being totally broken”

Retro crap is totally cool or whatever, so this is also a strong buy.

Source: ebay.com

1. 1000 Broken, Loose XBOX games for $700

From the Description
Most if not all will have scratches or cracks, or both.

Shipping is only $9 so there’s no reason not to spend the better part of a grand on this pile of broken games, which upon inspection appears to be at least 70% Modern Warfare 2.

Source: ebay.com

Honorable mention: I don’t know what this is for $125

Auction Title:
“SUPER RARE 5 1/2 INCHES LONG I FIND A LOT OF BROKEN ONES IN THE TEN YEARS I LOOK”
Auction Description:
“ONLY 1 WHOLE 1 IN TEN YEARS SO IM NOT GOING TO GIVE IT AWAY MUSEUM QUALITY”

It’s museum quality rock with a hole in it, from, I’m going to guess some kind of continent. Item may be old. You should buy it.

Source: ebay.com