2. You have had so many last names it’s hard to remember what you go by now.
3. The stranger you meet in a bar will become your best friend / love of your life.
5. Anytime at all. Night or day. Really, whenever. Sexy time is always on.
7. There will always be a tall, strong, handsome man to save you from leches in a bar.
10. The child you knew has suddenly aged 10 years and there is no rational explanation for it.
12. There is always a crazy psycho kidnapping babies running around your city.
13. You have three children from three different baby daddies.
17. Babies are always being switched, or the wrong embryo was implanted, or something.
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