This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Sep 10, 201321 Ways You Know You Live In A Soap OperaAnd live near General Hospital.by Evie Saphire-BernsteinCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You've come to town to settle a grudge. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. You have had so many last names it's hard to remember what you go by now. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. The stranger you meet in a bar will become your best friend / love of your life. 4. Any time is sexy time. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Anytime at all. Night or day. Really, whenever. Sexy time is always on. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. You always look amazing in the morning. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. There will always be a tall, strong, handsome man to save you from leches in a bar. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Someone is your life is always on the brink of death. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Always. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. The child you knew has suddenly aged 10 years and there is no rational explanation for it. 11. Amnesia is like, really common. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. There is always a crazy psycho kidnapping babies running around your city. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. You have three children from three different baby daddies. 14. Bitchslapping is very common. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Everyone surrounding you is crazy too. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Everybody has a secret. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. Babies are always being switched, or the wrong embryo was implanted, or something. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. All the men wear the same underwear. 19. 20. There is always a reason to dress in costume. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. And finally...you met James Franco. Even though at the time he just going by Franco. And was also a crazy psycho killer. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF