Fact: Henry Cavill Was Taken Hostage By Kaley Cuoco And We All Thought They Were Dating!

Here is the definitive proof that HenLey only happened because Henry was being held against his will.

The picture that started all the buzz!

Via Twitter, Kaley Cuoco's Twitter to be exact!

From the moment she posted this pic on Twitter, we knew Kaley was obviously mesmerized by Henry's beauty. The world thought "oh how cute, they must be dating!" WRONG! They didn't even know each other. This was merely the point in time when she set her eyes upon the perfect specimen that is Henry Cavill and decided she would capture him and keep him as a prisoner forever.

Here is said perfect specimen...

Via I Google Image searched Henry Cavill

Look at him. Go ahead, look! I'll give you a minute.............

Welcome back. He's not just Superman, he's SuperHOTman. Amiright!? You're darn right I'm right!

The girl

Via one of many Kaley Cuoco's image options on Google Images

Kaley Cuoco or Clark Kent? Neither! More like evil villainess plotting to kidnap the beautiful Henry Cavill

HenLey working on their fitness!

at least that's what everyone thought! That smile was a smile of hope. Henry paced ahead hoping that her boob itch would slow her down and he could escape. But the desert heat was too much, and she was the only one with water. True evil!

It's a bird. It's a plane.

Via People.com

No. It's your freedom, Superman, and you will never have it again!

Keeping close

Henry marched ahead all worried (and hot) hoping someone would realize what was going on. Kaley followed closely as Henry thought about reaching for the car door.

Act normal or else...

Kaley's brown handbag was actually a contraption meant to hold kryptonite. If Henry even attempted to get away she would use it on him and who knows what she would have done with a weak Henry. Actually, I know! And it's not pleasant!

Hold my hand or else...

Via Just Jared

Notice the bag again! Poor Henry was forced to hold her sweaty hand otherwise he would be severely punished.

The "couple" that "laughs" together.....

will NOT stay together when someone is holding you against your will. Look at that grip! For a brief moment Henry was happy because he broke free. But Kaley and her kryptonite filled bag caught up to him. Her evil laugh just screams "Silly fool, where do you think you're going? I'm never letting you go"

"You will never be free"

You can see she was about to say "free" at the moment this picture was taken, so the above quote is accurate. The picture also captures a local man discretely trying to give Henry his car keys. Henry saw this and said "that's what you think!" Bless that civilian and his brave attempt to save Henry.

Henry is MINE. nom. nom. nom.

Kaley is a meatasauraus and Henry is 100% USDA Prime hunk man-meat! You may have noticed that the civilian and his car keys are missing, yet there's his car.... yeah I noticed that too. R.I.P. brave soul! Look at the despair in Henry's eyes as his latest escape plan failed.

"Please, just let me go. I won't tell anyone I'm your hostage."

"No." Kaley responded as she brought him closer to her, placing the "Starbucks" cup on his right arm. Surely that was an acid filled device used to threaten Henry if he ever tried any funny business like attempting to escape or something.

Accepting his fate?

As he pushed the cart Henry thought, "Am I doomed to be a prisoner forever? Did Kaley win? Will anyone ever know the truth? Will anyone ever save me? Is this Tongue Tied Blue Moon from the Graffiti Collection going to be used to hurt me in the near future?"

Maybe he WAS doomed! Maybe she DID win...

The sobering thought nearly brought Henry to tears as his captor made him load up her groceries.

Then suddenly...

In a brief moment of distraction Henry was able to do a full body twist! Run, Henry. Run!!! And he did. And he was free.

Finally over?

Kaley Tweeted this picture soon after the "breakup". Sure, Kaley. Way to play the victim! We're all on to you now.

Sending our love

Henry has yet to surface since the traumatic ordeal ended. Who would after two weeks of being held captive? Stay strong, beautiful man. We are here for you.

UPDATE: New Year's Eve 2013 Kaley Cuoco ties the knot...

on her next victim, Ryan Sweeting, so he can never escape. His last name is saying he is too sweet to try to get away from this trap. Or did someone say Stockholm Syndrome? Look at that death grip! Good luck, Ryan.

UPDATE: As of January 2014 Henry and pre-hostage situation girlfriend Gina Carano are back together and they have a dog!!!

Let's just all take a deep breath and examine the new facts! She is a MMA fighter...surely she is threatening his life and he dare not hurt a woman so he must play along. The dog is simply him fulfilling his desperate need for a friend in these hard times. We are here for you, Henry. Come to us if you need a hug. Seriously. Come to us. We're in Houston. Just anytime. Don't even have to call ahead. Stop by. Stay forever.