1. Forget How Hideous They Were
It almost hurts to look
2. They Were Extremely Convenient
3. Now You Get A Fax
But it’s down the hall… And there is no moving moving walkway
4. If Only…
You could get your work done SO much faster
5. Then You Would Have More Time To Talk To The Hot Guy In Accounting
I mean look at that face.
6. Now They Don’t Seem That Bad
7. Don’t Look At Them!
8. Just Look At Him
9. Your Boss Will Be So Impressed How Fast Your Work Gets Done
10. Let’s Order Them Right Now!
Never mind…. That’s like my budget for drinks this weekend!
11. Maybe I Could Be Persuaded
Where’s my credit card?