1. She likes Game of Thrones
2. Her Car Looks Like Everyone Else's
3. Hates The Sunrise Just as Much as Vampires
4. Her Childhood Photos Definitely One-Up Yours
5. She Tweets Bad Puns
6. She Can't Cook
7. This
8. She Loves Bradley Cooper
9. She Recognizes That Peace Signs Are Totally Last Year
In Conclusion...
BE MY FRIEND AND LET ME BORROW YOUR CLOTHES