Bear Climbs Inside Car, Hits Parking Brake, Goes for Fast Pace Ride, Destroys Car and Shits in Seat As Thanks

A hungry bear in Larkspur, Colorado broke into an empty car Friday and attempted to escape with both a peanut butter sandwich and the 2008 Toyota Corolla. The bear apparently couldn’t get out of the car and panicked – knocking the automatic transmission into neutral in the process. The car then rolled down a steep drive and crashed into thick undergrowth about 125 yards from Ben Story’s family home. At some point prior to the impact the bear must have regained his sense of composure as he turned the four-way flashers on and sounded the horn a number of times as the car rolled down the hill backwards.