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The horribly off-base good morning text
The random update text
The subtle text reminding me that she's been exercising
The "pictures of rainbows with no explanation" text
A text trying to back up her earlier claims that two elk were having sex with eachother by the mailboxes
The emojis text
The text I get while streaming music or movies at her house
The "you're my cultural sounding board" text
The text that could have also been sent by Macy's
The "you must have been kidnapped" text
The text that made me worry about getting my things stolen at the zoo
More texts from Macy's
The tech help text
The lie text
The just to make sure text
The text inadvertently making me think I had West Nile Virus
The "I was going through the garage" text
The FOMO text
The chocolate pie saga text
The text that made no sense and and implied that someone is trying to find me
The text that makes me realize how incredibly lucky I am to have my mom as my mom
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