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    20 Lies The First Season Of 'The Hills' Told You

    You're not Lauren Conrad. You'll never be Lauren Conrad.

    1. Your life will be set to Natasha Bedingfield's "Unwritten."

    2. Your first apartment will warrant this kind of reaction.

    3. This will fly in an interview.

    4. Clubs are cool, glamorous places where you will meet fun, new friends.

    5. Guys who look like this will be in your life...

    6. ...And this will happen to you a lot.

    7. So will this:

    8. Your internship will be fast-paced and exciting.

    9. And you'll be asked to model every once in a while.

    10. Getting back together with your ex is a good idea.

    11. This is how New Years Eve typically goes.

    12. You will go an entire evening without making fun of your boyfriend for wearing a top hat.

    13. You will be flawless...

    14. ...And cry flawless black tears.

    15. You'll have to decide between getting a beach house with your boyfriend and going to Paris for the summer.

    16. ...And will always be known as the girl who didn't go to Paris.

    17. You will choose to be friends with a girl who has a tiny dog named Bella...

    18. ...And, together, you will get your hair professionally styled for A LOT of special events

    19. You will dramatically exit many a club.

    20. And cry in a lot of cabs.