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Which Episode Of "Maury" Describes Your Life?

Would you sleep with your brother's fiance?

If you were bored, would you hire someone to murder your lover?!

Flowers, love 'em or leave 'em?

What would you do if you found a strange tooth in your house?

On a Friday night, how many people would you ideally like to sleep with?

What breakfast item would you like to be named after?!

Has this question ever crossed your mind?

What would it take for you to have sex with a complete stranger?

Have you ever been bullied?!

What pet name best suits your lover?

Some people might think this is a pretty odd phobia. After all, it's just a fluffy, soft, little ball of cotton, and...Hold on, are you totally hyperventilating right now? Wait! Don't run off the stage! We'll pull back on the cotton talk and ask that nice man dressed entirely in cotton balls to have a seat. Nope? You're still running away? Alright then.

You're afraid of cotton balls!

Well, this is a tough one. Yes, you have a dog, but is that love mark a little nip from Fido or a sex bite from a trollop? There's only one way to find out: take your case to Maury for a lie detector test.

Your lover is having an affair (and maybe with a dog)!

It ain't easy being this flawless, but some diva's gotta do it! Sure, you may not be the real deal, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't be treated like one. You do you, babe, and keep rocking your doppelgÃƒÆ’Ã‚Æ’Ãƒâ€ Ã‚â€™ÃƒÆ’Ã‚â€šÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â¤nger look.

You're a sexy celeb look-alike!

Well, look who found a fun after school activity! You may be young, but you certainly know what you want out of life. (Hint: it's sex.)

You're a sexually active teen!

Let's be honest: you're no saint, but you're also not the father of that chick's baby! You slept with her once, maybe twice without protection, and that's just not enough times to make a real baby. Plus, you've got the DNA results to prove it. (Congrats, big guy!)

You are NOT the father!

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Which Episode Of "Maury" Describes Your Life?

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