The Ultimate "Pete & Pete" Insult Guide

Especially for all those Little Pete fans looking for inspiration.

1. When you’re looking for something age appropriate.

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2. When you want to leave the other team reeling.

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3. When you’re trying to stop jerks in their tracks.

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4. When you need something perfect for librarians, book lovers, or people who still send letters.

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5. When you want to wake someone up with a zinger.

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6. When some faux posh person rubs you the wrong way.

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7. When a telemarketer calls.

Or friends you’re sick of hearing from, really.

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8. When you’re trying to gross someone out, just a little.

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9. When you ask your boss for a day off.

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10. When you want to tell someone exactly how they make you feel.

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11. And when someone accidentally bumps into you at the gym.

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Take that, scab brains!

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