The DO’S And DON’TS Of Summer

According to the wise movie mantras of Jaws, Now And Then, and Heavyweights. posted on

1. DO: Throw a MASSIVE party.

2. And order plenty of food.

3. Because most of it’s going to end up on your face.

4. DON’T: Swim in the middle of the ocean.

5. DO: Use the buddy system if you dare to go in the water.

6. DON’T: Get pregnant.

7. DO: Dance like Lars.

8. DON’T: Forget to hustle.

9. DO: Talk about hard-ons.

10. DON’T: Go near the water!!! SERIOUSLY.

11. DO: Take a few moments for self reflection with a Cosmo quiz.

12. DON’T: Skimp on boat size.

13. DO: Get high with a hippie.

14. DON’T: Take responsibility for your actions.

16. DON’T: Let them tell anyone about it.

17. DO: Splurge on some of your favorite foods.

But not all at once!

18. DON’T GO SWIMMING EVER, BECAUSE YOU WILL BE EATEN BY A SHARK!

Just forget you even know what the word “ocean” means, OK?!

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