The DO’s And DONT’s Of Law School, According To "Legally Blonde"

Make sure to read this very closely before you start studying for the LSATs!

1. DO: Make an amazing first impression by matching your chihuahua to your leather pink outfit.

I’d hire Bruiser to rep me any day!

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2. DON’T: Forget an extra dose of enthusiasm whenever confronted with authority figures who can determine your fate.

Smiles go a long way, folks.

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3. DO: Act like a boss whenever possible.

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4. DON’T: Forget to be prepared the first day of class.

If you aren’t giving it your all from the start, nasty Harvard professors will devour you whole.

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5. DO: Remember to keep up with your…

Along with all that studying, or whatever.

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6. DON’T: Try to pass your last season court apparel off as anything other than ridiculous.

Your case will always be dismissed.

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7. DO: Comment on your bitchy classmates’ bowel movements when necessary.

To put them in their place, of course.

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8. DON’T: Forget your spirituality just because you’re some fancy law student now.

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9. DO: Get a bitchy bob and practice your judgmental face, so you can shoot it at unsuspecting classmates.

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10. DON’T: Be afraid to have controversial answers to serious questions.

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11. DO: Listen to sage advice from professors with great hair.

Seriously, Prof. Stromwell, that ‘do is terrifyingly fierce.

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12. DON’T: Try to conform to the lawyer everyone thinks you should be.

Go and do you, boo.

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13. DO: Turn bunny ears into bunny realizations, and kick hot messes to the curb.

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14. DON’T: Always judge people right away. Even if they’re totally bitchy, stole your ex boyfriend, and tricked you into wearing a Playboy bunny outfit to a party.

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15. DO: Prove your points with enthusiasm and a pop of red lip.

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16. DON’T: Forget to buy a StairMaster for your room.

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17. DO: Feel free to make this face anytime someone makes a nonsensical comment.

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18. DON’T: Be afraid to shake your head when someone is totally wrong and you’re right.

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19. DO: Gape in horror at anyone whose real name is “Vivian Kensington.”

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20. DON’T: Be shy about letting your fellow students know that you are 100 percent winning, and they are huge losers.

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21. DO: Stand out from the typical law school crowd by rocking colors outside the autumn palette.

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22. DON’T: Forget what the bible* taught you.

*Cosmopolitan magazine.

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23. And if all else fails, repeat these words to yourself…

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24. Or, ya know, just remember that “Legally Blonde” is a movie, and not what law school is like at all.

But we still love you, Elle!

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