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An Official Ranking Of The 51 Hottest Bearded Men In Hollywood

They say that the eyes are the window to the soul, but it’s actually the beard.

51. Tyler Posey

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This is what I like to call “the baby beard.” In other words, it’s just starting to come in. Teen Wolf should basically just devote an entire plotline to Tyler’s beard and call it a day.

50. Taye Diggs

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Hi, Taye. Your smile alone caused my sexual awakening in How Stella Got Her Groove Back. But when it’s covered in a beard, it’s even more beautiful. Thank you, bb.

49. Charlie Day

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Funny man + beard = Hi. Hello. Hi there.

48. Seth Rogen

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Sorry, but I’m not sorry that when Seth Rogen has a beard he’s way hot and sometimes it makes me sweat a little.

47. Jeff Bridges

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Dude, hello, I think we may have met before: My name is “Please don’t ever shave.”

46. Lee Pace

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Oh, hai. You were in The Hobbit, and now I think we should retire to Rivendell so I can stroke your beard.

45. Keanu Reeves

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Hey, Ke Ke. Nice beard. It looks great on your face.

44. Justin Timberlake

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Even though “Suit & Tie” was bullshit, a little beard can make up for that.

43. Joe Manganiello

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How do you say “haiii” in werewolf?

42. Drake

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Let’s write a song about your beard together? Then I will be happy forever? We can use those lines as a rhyme, whenever. (See what I did there, Drake? Marry me?)

41. Chris Pine

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OK, hi, you should never trim your beard, because it’s changed my view of you entirely.

40. Jason Sudeikis

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In the immortal words of Salt-N-Pepa: You make me wanna shoop.

39. Paul Rudd

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If I had one complaint about Paul Rudd’s beard, it would be that there’s not enough of it.

38. Josh Groban

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Oh, haiii, Grobes. That “Caution” sign on the door is there because that beard has set my heart ablaze. Thank you, bb, xoxo.

37. Antonio Banderas

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Can we all just take a moment to marvel at all of the parts of Antonio Banderas’ body hair (beard, chest, arms, other)?

36. Nick Offerman

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Hi. Can you whittle me a kayak so we can sail off into a lake on it?

35. Idris Elba

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Hey there… Does it make you feel weird to be so handsome? Or is it just empowering enough to feel good? Please tell me the answer by calling me.

34. Johnny Depp

Errrr… Hi, Johnny. Hi. I have a deep fondness for your pirate hair and beard, and how you always kind of look that way, even when you’re not in pirate films.

33. Matthew McConaughey

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What’s better than McConaughey’s Southern accent? His accent topped off with a BEARD accent.

32. Russell Brand

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I love British comedians with beards. Especially when they also have sexy chest hair. It’s all just wonderful.

31. Ryan Reynolds

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A life without Ryan’s beard is not a life worth living at all! Some would say…

30. Rob Pattinson

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Ummm… Hi there. In case you were wondering, I’m drooling right now. Drooling profusely.

29. Michael Ealy

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Let’s start with the good news: Michael Ealy is perfect. Now for the bad news: There needs to be more of this beard in order to make the world a happier place. That is all.

28. Alexander Skarsgard

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Umm… Hi. Can I rub my face on your beard? No? OK.

27. Chris Pratt

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Chris, baby, you don’t need to point out how wonderful your beard is. We can all see its glory from here.

26. Lenny Kravitz

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Lenny, Len — can I call you Len? — your beard is delightful. As are those shades.

25. John Legend

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Ughhhh… I was actually just rendered incapacitated, because I fell into the lovely valley of your bearded cheekbones and died of happiness.

24. Javier Bardem

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Somewhere, there’s a choir of beautiful angels weeping, because nothing will ever be as glorious as Bardem’s beard.

23. Bryan Cranston

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Sweet sassy mollassey… Walter White cleans up real nice. And by “cleans up,” I mean he looks really fucking good with a beard.

22. Damian Lewis

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Hi, I like your tinge of ginge. I think we should go talk somewhere, so I can touch it and know what real love is like.

21. Ian Somerhalder

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Oh hey, Ian, you can bite the fuck out of my neck any day of the week and twice on Sunday. Thanks.

20. Naveen Andrews

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Let’s just say that I’m Lost without this beard in my weekly TV life.

19. Adam Scott

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I just spaced out while staring into Adam Scott’s beard. It’s like I never knew what true beauty was until I met this facial hair.

18. Hugh Jackman

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DEAD.

17. Sendhil Ramamurthy

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Life isn’t fair, ya know? Like, for example, I want to lock Sendhil Ramamurthy in a cage in my basement so that I can gaze upon his bearded glory for all eternity. But the law says I’m not allowed to be happy in that way. Is that just? Nay, I say.

16. Michael C. Hall

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As far as I’m concerned, Michael C. Hall needs to put down any razors that might be in his possession and embrace the full-on beard love.

15. Ben Affleck

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Look, call me crazy — but maybe Affleck’s Batman should come with a beard. ALL I’M SAYING.

14. Aziz Ansari

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Mmmm… Hi. You are hot, funny, holding what appears to be whiskey, and wearing a sensible scarf. Can we talk about falling in love?

13. Jake Gyllenhaal

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Hi, daddy issues, I never even knew I had you. But now I do. Thank you.

12. Richard Madden

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This beard proves, once and for all, that Richard Madden is the true KING OF THE NORTH.

11. Chris Hemsworth

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Hiii, bb! If you ever need someone to hold up your chin under the weight of all that beauty, please call me. I’ll be around. Waiting. Watching.

10. Charlie Hunnam

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Here’s a fun movie idea: Fifty Shades of Don’t Ever Ditch That Beard.

9. Aaron Paul

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OH MY GOD. OMG. It’s like, even his eyes know how wonderful the rest of his face is.

8. Brad Pitt

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Brad’s beard is aging splendidly: little dashes of gray, whispers of honey, and a whole lot of sexy sexiness.

7. Charles Michael Davis

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Hi. Hello. You are tasty. You are also on a show called The Originals, where you play a vampire. I will be watching this show, mainly because of your face.

6. Kit Harington

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Let’s all take a moment to appresh Kit’s beard. :::pause, appreciate, pause::: OK, and now it’s time to slowly clap, because this beard is everything. :::slowly clap, weep in appreciation:::

5. George Clooney

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Ah, the old standby beard. That is what Clooney provides us with: It will always be handsome, always fill you with hope, and never, ever go out of style. Bless you, Clooney beard.

4. Donald Glover

Haiii, Donald. Is it hard to be so beautiful and funny? I think it probably is…

3. Tom Hardy

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Look, Tom Hardy is a manly man with a full beard and it’s WORKING. It’s just WORKING.

2. Jon Hamm

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That sound you just heard was my head hitting the ground, because I just blacked out from Hamm’s epic beard beauty.

1. Ryan Gosling

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Were you really surprised to see Gosling here? Look into his eyes. They’re telling you to look down, because the real window into his soul is through his beard.

PS: Hi, Ry Ry.

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