Absolutely Perfect Tom Selleck Birthday Cakes

Spoiler alert: Luscious chest hair ahead.

1. Bare Chested Buttercream

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We call a slice of the curly man hair!

2. Candelit Tribute

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Selleck looks great with or without the mood lighting.

3. Photo Opp Cake

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We're just impressed this man can handle the Tom Selleck heat that close to his face.

4. Tom Selleck Oasis

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Praise the lord of all that is sandy and magnificent.

5. Homemade Handsome

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Well. His mustache looks great.

6. More Than Just a Pretty Chest

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In case you forgot, Tom Selleck also has a great face.

7. Sexed-Up Fondant

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As well as a strong jawline!

But who really needs a Selleck cake, when you think about it...?

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Damn right.