3. They will scratch your eyeballs out.
4. Cats will scare the bejeezus out of you for “fun.”
5. Like, really scare you.
How did you even find a way in there!?
9. They won’t let you properly wipe, because they can’t.
11. Cats think they belong on counters.
But they don’t…
13. Cats will pee all over your panty parade.
16. They’ll sneak onto your computer and read your personal emails!
19. Because they can’t stand not being the center of attention.
Cute leopard dress, though!
21. This is how a cat drinks milk.