1. Being attracted and simultaneously repulsed by certain (unnamed) characters on the show...
2. Deciding whether to eat before or during the show, based on the amount of violence you *think* you'll see in the episode.
3. Being filled with rage when a beloved character dies, but also loving the show so damn much.
4. Wanting to use Game of Thrones phrases IRL, but also not wanting to sound like a crazy person.
5. Secretly wanting Cersei Lannister to succeed, because you know deep down she's the HERO of the show.
6. Wanting to read the books, but also not wanting to spoil the show for yourself.
7. Feeling downright badly for Theon, while also remembering what a horrible excuse for a person he was before.
8. The frustration that occurs when your friends are somehow still not caught up on the show, and insist on no spoilers.
9. Becoming attached to a character even though you know better.
10. Feeling rage when you see GRRM do anything — ANYTHING — other than finishing the books.
11. Trying not to roll your eyes when someone tells you they really enjoyed A Feast for Crows.
12. Thinking you've FINALLY figured out how the books will end, and then having one of the crucial characters killed off.
13. Wanting to see the dragons fly, but also not wanting to see anymore burned children.
14. Having to forcibly keep yourself away from social media every Sunday so you don't get spoiled.
Alright... officially signing off twitter. Too many #gameofthrones spoilers for my comfort...
15. The need to hum the theme song wherever you go, but also the need to not get dirty looks.
16. Harboring the darkest secret of all: You. Miss. Joffrey.
17. When you have to fight the urge to yell, "MORE WINE!" when you're out to dinner.
18. Not being a book reader, and regarding your book-reading friends warily every season of GoT.
19. And the biggest dilemma: Hodor. Hodor? HODOR.
