2. Having a landline.
Killers can’t call cell phones!!!
4. Making popcorn on the stove.
5. Unlocked doors.
6. And locked doors, too.
7. Garage doors.
8. Pet doors.
9. Really, doors in general.
10. SERIOUSLY, DOORS ARE DANGEROUS AND YOU SHOULDN’T GO NEAR THEM!
11. The Fonz.
Ayyyyyyyy, you are scary.
Just regular sugar for me, thanks!
14. And don’t ever lose your virginity. Ever. Especially not to this guy.
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