4. Making popcorn on the stove.
5. Unlocked doors.
6. And locked doors, too.
7. Garage doors.
8. Pet doors.
9. Really, doors in general.
10. SERIOUSLY, DOORS ARE DANGEROUS AND YOU SHOULDN’T GO NEAR THEM!
11. The Fonz.
Ayyyyyyyy, you are scary.
Just regular sugar for me, thanks!
14. And don’t ever lose your virginity. Ever. Especially not to this guy.
- The CIA has officially—but very quietly—admitted that some allegations about its torture program were true.
- The U.S. government is suing Ferguson, Missouri, after the city tried to change a negotiated police reform settlement.
- New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has dropped out of the 2016 Republican presidential race after poor results in New Hampshire 🇺🇸