1. The cat who already has a splitting headache from all that tequila.
3. The cat who just realized he should’ve added a splash of color to his black-and-white look.
5. The cat who just remembered that he left his cell phone in the cab.
7. The cat who spilled her tequila shot all over the bar.
9. The cat who looks terrible in sombreros, but bought one to be festive.
10. The cat who’s already getting a ton of compliments on his party hat.
11. The cat who realized his drink was probably laced with something.
13. The cat who’s feeling pretty smug, because he just ordered extra guac for his chips.
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