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Going to a loud club can be stressful.
But don't worry! There are things you can do to prepare.
Dress in the hottest outfit you have that doesn't make you unbearably uncomfortable.
Get a little liquid courage.
Give yourself a pep talk about how great you are.
Bring the friends you have the most fun with.
And get to the club! It's time to get out there and flirt.
You get to the club. It's loud and scary.
You're going to be tempted to just hide in the bathroom.
THAT'S NOT WHY WE CAME HERE. Get back out.
Look for a dude with great personal style.
Someone you know you can banter with
Someone who can make you smile.
Found him? Great. Time to hone in.
Stare at him until he makes eye contact.
Draw him to you with the power of dance.
Flirt with your mouth.
No really, use your mouth. That's why it's there.
It's too loud for him to hear anything you're saying, so rely on the power of touch.
When the time is right, just lay one on him.
Scenario One: He's so into you.
So go home with him! You've earned it!
Scenario Two: He isn't into it.
Whatever. Clubs are the worst. Men are the worst.
Time to go home and watch Orange is the New Black while you sober up.
Honestly, that's the fun part.
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