2. You don’t have to scrape dog shit off the sidewalk in a little plastic baggy.
3. You never have to worry about dog hair getting on everything you own.
15. You can rest assured that no one is wearing your shoes without asking.
19. You never have to wonder if anyone is puttin’ the moves on your girlfriend.
24. Without a dog you don’t have to worry about being one-upped all the time.
32. And they’re incredibly clingy.
All they ever want to do is love, love, love.
33. It can be so tiring always being the object of their constant affection.
Who’s got time to cuddle all day?