1. The first time you tasted pizza, something incredible happened.
2. The cheesy, saucy goodness transported you to another dimension.
5. Things that used to be important to you fell by the wayside.
6. You lost faith in your other relationships.
8. Because nothing ever felt as fulfilling as a nice slice of ‘za.
9. You were in deep, my friend.
11. You never wanted to be far away from pizza.
14. You wanted it. You needed it. Any way possible.
17. Sure, you were different from others.
18. But that doesn’t mean what you were feeling wasn’t real.
19. You can’t help who you are!
20. So own it, you pizza-lovin’ monster!
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