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Which Sassy Tree Are You Based On Your Zodiac?

This tree is like, "Oh, what's that? Most trees grow straight? Well GUESS WHAT? I ain't 'most trees,' bitch." You are this tree, this tree is you.

tree that doesn't care about conventional beauty

This tree ain't afraid to let its hair express who it is INSIDE. Brave and bold, just like you.

tree with an edgy haircut

The physical constraints of existing as solid matter mean NOTHING to this tree. It does what it wants! Just like you!

tree that feels like being liquid so DEAL WITH IT

"RULES HAVE NO POWER OVER ME, I AM A TREE." — This tree/you.

tree growing at a right angle because it makes its own rules

This tree's got a big appetite for LIFE. And so do you!

tree slowly consuming a bench

"Oh, what's that? Telephone wires going straight through my face? Hadn't noticed because I was too busy living my best life." — This tree and also you.

tree that doesn't let a little thing like telephone wires ruin its day

"I CAN HAVE IT ALL!" exclaimed the tree. This tree and you have a lot in common.

tree that decided it was going to be two trees at once

This tree prevails in the harshest conditions. It is strong! It is resilient! And hey, so are you!

tree defying nature and growing out of a brick wall

This tree turns heads wherever it goes. It is extraordinary! Spectacular! Remarkable! And you are too!

the tallest palm tree in all the land

This tree will stop at nothing to achieve its dreams! Even if they are all dragon-themed dreams. You're just like this tree!

tree that looks like a motherfucking dragon

This tree really know how to stick it to the man, if the man were a fellow tree. You are like this tree!

tree growing out of another tree's face just to spite it

This tree is so prepared it grew its own handle. "JUST TRY ME," says this tree. "I AM READY." You, too, are ready, friend. Go forth and be like this tree.

tree that can literally handle anything

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