31 Things From "Harry Potter" That Could Be A Nickname For A Dick

    These sound like penises, I'm not sorry.

    1. The Elder Wand

    2. The Whomping Willow

    3. Platform nine and three-quarters

    4. Beater

    5. Bludger

    6. Professor Sprout

    7. Fang

    8. Wormtail

    9. Nearly Headless Nick

    10. Pocket Sneakoscope

    11. Peter Pettigrew

    12. Skele-Gro

    13. Flobberworm

    14. Engorgio

    15. Chudley Cannon

    16. The Fat Friar

    17. Howler

    18. Jelly Slug

    19. Mandrake Root

    20. Jimmy Peaks

    21. Peppermint Toad

    22. Portkey

    23. Puking Pastille

    24. Red Cap

    25. Ripper

    26. Shacklebolt

    27. Slughorn

    28. Toothflossing Stringmint

    29. Crumple-horned Snorkack

    30. Dobby

    31. You-Know-Who