29 Signs You Are Homer Simpson


1. You say this to yourself every morning:

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2. This is how you feel at work most days:

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3. Your idea of staying in shape looks something like this:

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4. Remember that one time you tried “getting in touch with nature”? This is what you looked like:

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5. Because your idea of fun is different than most people’s.

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6. You enjoy relaxing.

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7. Because you’re perfectly happy keeping yourself entertained.

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8. This is your best piece of relationship advice:

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9. Because frankly you don’t particularly care for relationships you’re not in.

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10. This is your idea of love:

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11. Because this is how you and your significant other argue:

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12. And this is how you make up:

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13. You know you’re not perfect.

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14. You often feel misunderstood.

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15. But you know your limits.

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16. You haven’t changed much since high school.

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17. In fact, you hate seeing people from high school.

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18. Because sometimes people get the wrong impression of you.

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19. But you’re working on getting your priorities in order.

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20. You sometimes need to subtly remind people of your worth.

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21. You’re responsible.

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22. You’re direct.

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23. You’re never too quick to judge.

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24. You’re realistic, and your friends appreciate that about you.

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25. You still know how to have a good time…

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27. At the end of the day, you know you’re better off than most.

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28. So dare to dream!

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29. Because the world is yours for the taking! That is, if you’re not too lazy to take it.

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