1. Back at the start of 2013, Kim Kardashian had normal person feet.
2. But then she started growing a human inside of her torso.
(Look how grumpy Kanye is because he can’t create life inside of him).
3. Soon after, disaster struck. Kim’s feet swelled up like two dough-filled balloons.
4. She could barely squeeze her puffy paws into these maternity* shoes. Ouch.
5. Perhaps her feet were showing solidarity for her pregnancy by becoming pregnant themselves.
6. Whatever their reasoning, these dual skin blimps had the worst 2013 EVER.
7. Finally, Kim delivered a healthy baby and her tootsies deflated to normal human dimensions.
Thanks be to Yeezus.