1. Back at the start of 2013, Kim Kardashian had normal person feet.
2. But then she started growing a human inside of her torso.
(Look how grumpy Kanye is because he can’t create life inside of him).
7. Finally, Kim delivered a healthy baby and her tootsies deflated to normal human dimensions.
Thanks be to Yeezus.
- Former Virginia Gov. Jim Gilmore is dropping out of the race for the Republican presidential nomination. He got 133 votes in New Hampshire.
- MLB issued its first-ever lifetime ban for performance enhancing drugs to New York Mets' Jenrry Mejia.
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