Back at the start of 2013, Kim Kardashian had normal person feet.
But then she started growing a human inside of her torso.
Soon after, disaster struck. Kim's feet swelled up like two dough-filled balloons.
She could barely squeeze her puffy paws into these maternity* shoes. Ouch.
*JK
Perhaps her feet were showing solidarity for her pregnancy by becoming pregnant themselves.
Whatever their reasoning, these dual skin blimps had the worst 2013 EVER.
Finally, Kim delivered a healthy baby and her tootsies deflated to normal human dimensions.
Psst, Kanye. This is what Kim needs this Christmas.
