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Kim Kardashian’s Feet Had The Worst Year Ever

Those pups deserve a rest in 2014.

1. Back at the start of 2013, Kim Kardashian had normal person feet.

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2. But then she started growing a human inside of her torso.

Getty / Dimitrios Kambouris

(Look how grumpy Kanye is because he can’t create life inside of him).

3. Soon after, disaster struck. Kim’s feet swelled up like two dough-filled balloons.

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4. She could barely squeeze her puffy paws into these maternity* shoes. Ouch.

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*JK

5. Perhaps her feet were showing solidarity for her pregnancy by becoming pregnant themselves.

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6. Whatever their reasoning, these dual skin blimps had the worst 2013 EVER.

7. Finally, Kim delivered a healthy baby and her tootsies deflated to normal human dimensions.

Getty / Ethan Miller

Thanks be to Yeezus.

8. Psst, Kanye. This is what Kim needs this Christmas.

Here’s hoping for a less painfully puffy 2014!

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