1. Back at the start of 2013, Kim Kardashian had normal person feet.
2. But then she started growing a human inside of her torso.
(Look how grumpy Kanye is because he can’t create life inside of him).
7. Finally, Kim delivered a healthy baby and her tootsies deflated to normal human dimensions.
Thanks be to Yeezus.
- The CIA has officially — but very quietly — admitted that some allegations about its torture program were true.
- New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie and former Hewlett Packard CEO Carly Fiorina are the latest Republicans to drop out of the 2016 presidential race 🇺🇸
- The reboot of popular BBC car show *Top Gear* will have seven presenters, but only one woman 🚗💁