1. Back at the start of 2013, Kim Kardashian had normal person feet.
2. But then she started growing a human inside of her torso.
(Look how grumpy Kanye is because he can’t create life inside of him).
6. Whatever their reasoning, these dual skin blimps had the worst 2013 EVER.
7. Finally, Kim delivered a healthy baby and her tootsies deflated to normal human dimensions.
Thanks be to Yeezus.
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