Food·Posted on Apr 5, 201625 Tweets About McDonald's That Are Never Not FunnyI'm lovin' these tweets.by Erin ChackBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Bridger Winegar @bridger_w Going to walk into McDonald's, gaze at the menu for an uncomfortable amount of time, then say to the cashier, "Tell me about your burgers" 12:53 AM - 05 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. mustard @nice_mustard before mcdonald's i bet "don't buy cheeseburgers from a clown" was a pretty hard and fast rule 05:44 PM - 18 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. am an pigeon @imskytrash [first day as a McDonald's cashier] welcome to Arby's you motherfucker 07:35 PM - 19 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Tyler Schmall @tylerschmall One of McDonald's mascots is a guy who steals from McDonald's. 01:04 AM - 11 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. jomny sun @jonnysun giv a man a fish adn he'll say "wat is this i ordered a mcflurry" teach a man to fish adn he'll say "how ar u the manager of this mcdonalds" 10:28 PM - 12 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. OhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt [Batman at McDonald's] What's your chicken sandwich called? -A McChicken And the rib? -A McRib [pulls out his batwallet] I like your style. 04:14 PM - 01 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Heidi T Rader @heidi_rader "I'll take a vodka please." "Ma'am this is McDonalds." "Okay, make that a McVodka." 01:10 AM - 25 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. winter k @xmaslemmings Possible McDonald's slogan evolution next 20 yrs: i'm lovin' it -> im lovin it -> mm..lovin it -> mm...eat -> haha..mmm.. -> m.haha...yeh..m 03:31 PM - 08 Jan 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Tim Siedell @badbanana "Sorry I'm late for work but now that McDonald's serves breakfast all day I don't really have much of an incentive to wake up before 10 am." 05:12 PM - 02 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Shaun Right Now @ShaunRightNow Badap bap bap baaaa, my stomach hurts! - The real McDonalds’ slogan 10:23 PM - 26 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Ryan North @ryanqnorth I like McDonalds, because nobody judges you at McDonalds, because everyone there is already eating McDonald's. 08:13 PM - 08 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. lawblob @lawblob McDonalds actually does serve breakfast after 10:30 if u have a gun 06:03 PM - 07 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Jocelyn Plums @FilthyRichmond UK McDonald's to replace Happy Meal toys with children's books, plus extra napkins to catch all the tears. 04:23 PM - 12 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Magcon Trainor @moonlightgae "Omg McDonald's is disgusting don't you know what they make their chicken out of??" Ma'am I've literally put my tongue in an asshole before 05:12 PM - 02 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Amelia Erfart @Qu4rtKn33 McDonald's should start gearing ads toward their target audience: husky toddlers and seagulls. 09:50 PM - 12 May 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. lil jon lovitz @nbadag *at mcdonald's* ME: and one of the happy meal toys CASHIER: for a little boy or girl? ME: *sweating* ME: ... ME: ... ME: yes of course it is 06:24 PM - 12 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. dan mentos @DanMentos [McDonalds HQ] "boss I think I finally nailed our new slogan” ok let’s hear it "I’m Likin’ It" Fantastic work! I’m lovin’ it "holy shit" 05:54 AM - 15 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. ♡ Good Account ♡ @SortaBad The receipt they give you at McDonalds is like a certificate of authenticity for your shame spiral 02:35 AM - 15 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. chuuch @ch000ch [slides briefcase of money across the counter] "two big macs please" [opens briefcase to reveal $7] 05:28 AM - 30 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Disco Fruit @DiscoFruit [campfire] me as a grandfather: when i was ur age, mcdonald's didnt sell 24/7 breakfast kids: huh? me: it ended at 10:30AM! *one kid cries* 08:03 PM - 23 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Elijah Daniel @aguywithnolife i dropped a chicken mcnugget and I've been on the floor of mcdonalds sobbing the lyrics to how to save a life by the fray for 2 hours 07:50 PM - 05 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. PapeяWash© @PaperWash Wife: can you believe some idiot robbed McDonald's for 2,000 chicken nuggets [filling kiddie pool with ranch dressing] unbelievable 07:27 PM - 29 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Connor @EdgarAllanLo [Wendy and the Burger King having sex] King: You like this? Wendy: I'm loving it! *the Burger King stops* King: What did you just say? 08:56 AM - 10 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott how to go on a date: 1. ask person on date 2. pick restaurant 3. not McDonalds 4. yes nuggets are great 5. ok maybe McDonalds this once 10:05 PM - 16 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. REW @therealeatwood ME: [eating McDonald’s] BYSTANDER: Hello, 911? Yeah there’s a guy down here eating a fucking restaurant 12:07 AM - 01 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite