Suggestion: We should name a beer after him. Or something as manly as that.
Suggestion: Learn from his leadership skills and his loyalty to family and friends. Just try not to take it as far as he did.
Suggestion: Turn on the air conditioner when she’s on, it’s certain that she will make you sweat.
Suggestion: Bent it like Tyrion.
Suggestion: Take deep breaths and stop punching the cushion every time he opens his mouth to speak. Keep a small cooler close, just in case.
Joffrey Baratheon (Let’s Put an End to this Joke, it’s LANNISTER)
Suggestion: Learn from her ability to sneak under her enemies’ noses.
Suggestion: Find a guy like Jon Snow in real life and marry him. If you’re a guy, find a woman like Jon Snow. And marry her.
Suggestion: Keep your friends close and your enemies closer, they say. If you have a Petyr Baelish in your environment keep him really close or, even better, glue yourself to him.
Suggestion: Look what happened to Jaime… Watch where you put your hands. Believe me…
Suggestion: Copy his organisational skills and his ability to keep calm and structured during a crisis.
Suggestion: Be as selfless as he is and you’ll gain real friends. Be as active as him and you’ll have a body that everyone will envy. And try not to over-complicate matters, every now and then, just like him; when it feels right, just do it.
Jaime Lannister’s image courtesy of SciFiNow. All images courtesy of HBO.