1.
You know someone who knows someone who knows someone that can introduce you to someone for a job interview
2.
You browse the deli shelves, overlooking the parmigiano or the camembert, looking for the feta cheese
3.
You‘re fed up with all the "naawwwwww"s every time a cute baby/puppy/kitten/duckling appears on TV
4.
You don't really get the love affair between the Brits and their tea
5.
But then someone invites you for "tea" and you end up being really confused...
6.
You think you just asked for two beers...
7.
You keep searching for that perfect iced coffee...
8.
You add “please” at the end of each sentence...
9.
You are getting tired of people asking you if you are from Spain
10.
You are used to road works looking like this...
11.
... Whereas in the UK they look like this
12.
You’ve never watched Big Brother, the Apprentice or Eastenders
13.
You say “to-mey-to”...
14.
This is what happens when you go around telling everyone your ancestors invented democracy and philosophy
You think 22:00 is the perfect time to have dinner
It takes you ages to figure out what's wrong with words like "color" and "specialization"
15.
No girl will ever love you as much as your mummy. Or cook as well as your mummy. Or iron like your mummy...
16.
You think your British friends are joking when they tell you that summer normally lasts for a week
17.
You react like this every time you run into someone you know
