1. 1. Won’t bring your childhood back
Remember, if you’re naughty, Santa won’t bring you a present for Christmas.
2. 2. Nor your loved ones
3. 3. Will make your friends turn their backs on you (eventually)
And they will do it when you most need them.
4. 4. Won’t get you into the college of your dreams
But you may qualify for the Apprentice.
5. 5. Won’t help you win the love of your life
6. 6. Doesn’t make you look cool. In any language…
7. 7. Doesn’t make you unique
8. 8. Doesn’t change who you are
It just makes it even more obvious…
9. 9. Won’t make up for all the stupid things you’ve done
10. 10. Won’t solve any of your problems
11. 11. And that includes family issues, as well
12. 12. Won’t help you win a bet
13. 13. Won’t help you come to grips with technology
If you are having a hard time, try this instead.
14. 14. Doesn’t make you as cool as Chuck Norris
15. 15. Won’t make teens’ taste in music any better
Or Justin Bieber more bearable.
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