5 Inanimate Objects More Entertaining Than The Bachelor

Don’t get me wrong — Ben Flajnik seems like a real nice guy. But when it comes to reality TV, it’s like watching a duck float across a pond.

Staplers have the ability to fasten papers together. Ben Flajnik has the ability to part his hair perfectly down the middle. Which sounds more utilitarian?

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This majestic beast can be placed at the entrance to your office, serving as both a ceremonious greeting and a firm warning against foulplay. Ben Flajnik likes to wear T-shirts.

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Not only can you put food in it, but you can use it to race around the grocery mart! If that’s not a rush of high-adrenaline fun, I don’t know what is.

Ben Flajnik does not recommend that you try to make wine from store-bought grapes.

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