When Sample-Sales Are As Violent As They Are Fruitful

For any New Yorker who has an interest in fashion, sample-sale war stories are, essentially, a token of dedication and honor. Want to see how that girl snagged a pair of ankle-torturing Louboutin stilettos for $180? Hint: It also explains how she got that horrifying bruise on her neck.

Watch This Free Alexander Wang Sample-Sale Start World War III for Fashionistas

No, they weren't aware the clothing would be free. And yes, this really is what a true New York sample-sale looks like when it's good.

When A Diane Von Furstenberg Fur Becomes A "Social Experiment" in Fashion Desperation

"Seriously though, this is bait..."

The Barney's Warehouse Sale Inspires Riot-Like Live Blogging Coverage

Because if there's one sample sale that, year after year, truly turns shoppers into fashion crackheads, it's this one.

And Lastly, "The Louboutin Whore" With All Her Glory

Notice the Jersey Shore status boyfriend she has guarding her stash. If you want to be a real Louboutin Whore, sometimes you have to embrace just being a little bit of a whore, too.