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15 Philosophers Who Didn’t Know What They Were Talking About
"We live in the best of all possible worlds." – THAT IS A LIE, Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz. WE DON'T LIVE IN HOGWARTS. YOU KNOW NOTHING.
2."When he who hears does not know what he who speaks means, and when he who speaks does not know what he himself means, that is philosophy." – Voltaire
3."Only the guy who isn't rowing has time to rock the boat." – Jean-Paul Sartre
4."You could not step twice into the same river." – Heraclitus.
5."The most thought-provoking thing in our thought-provoking time is that we are still not thinking." – Heidegger
6."The life of man is of no greater importance to the universe than that of an oyster." – David Hume
7."It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop." – Confucius
8."Death need not concern us because when we exist death does not, and when death exists we do not." – Epicurus
9."Entities should not be multiplied unnecessarily." – William of Ockham
10."The life of man [is] solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short." – Thomas Hobbes
11."We live in the best of all possible worlds." – Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz
12."You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life." – Albert Camus
13."...language is never innocent." – Roland Barthes
14."The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing." – Socrates
15."Everything that’s shaped me determines what I do." - Jack Polovsky