1. For the artist.
And get paid. That’d be good, too. Get it, here.
2. For the weekend.
Or basically anytime the roommates leave. Get it, here.
3. For the far-from-home.
Because your state is the best state. Get it, here.
6. For the young professional.
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8. For the grammar stickler.
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Also available in blue and orange. Get it, here.
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15. For LGBT activists.
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17. For city dwellers.
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19. For when you’re feeling a little lost.
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