15 Things Every New Yorker Loves To Hate

Forever enraged.

1. The weather

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It's literally never nice.

2. Time Warner

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Constantly abused by them.

3. Slow walkers

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MOVE!

4. Tourists

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Stop gawking at the tall buildings like you were born in the 1700s. And get out of my way.

5. Humans in general

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They're horrible.

6. The subway

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Don't lean on the pole, don't manspread, don't look at me.

7. Noise

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Sirens, honking, drunken brawls at 5 a.m.

8. Pigeons

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Rats with wings.

9. Chinatown

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It smells like fish and knock-off handbags.

10. The price of EVERYTHING

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Maybe I can get a new coat if I don't eat for a month.

11. Dating

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Or lack thereof.

12. Citi Bikes

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One more thing getting in my way.

13. Rent

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It really is too damn high.

14. Penn Station

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The most crowded and disgusting place on earth.

15. Other cities

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Because we know we're the best.