A manchild is — wait for it — a man in his 20s or 30s, but is living life like a stunted adolescent. Below, find the symptoms of the manchild:
1. You ignores your thoughts and feelings.
2. You tell stories that end in "and then I blacked out, yo."
3. You uses the term YOLO, or worse yet, have items of clothing with this played out acronym.
4. When you're asked about future plans, you get a blank look on your face; stare into space.
5. Mom and dad "subsidize" you (you may actually afford to live on your own, but adore the free laundry service and "catering".)
6. You clock in more time on video games (especially fantasy games like World of Warcraft) than at, say, a job, or career.
7. You use inappropriate words to describe female genitalia, and go down on a woman very rarely, though expects your woman to LOVE spending her time with her head between your legs
8. You're obsessed with pornography, and therefore when you woman does go down on you, it take upwards of 45 minutes to finish.
9. You don't own a proper suit, cleaning products, matching dinnerware, or shoes that aren't sneakers.
10. You call you're room a mancave.
11. You're idea of consuming veggies = smoking weed (and you post photos of yourself doing so on social media).
12. You're favorite movie is Ted.
13. You like to watch your favorite movie on a college futon with mismatched linens (and no guest pillow).
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