Things You Shouldn’t Eat On Valentine’s Day

Like it or not, these are the rules.

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1. Food restrictions are the worst.

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2. But on Valentine’s Day, things are a little different.

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3. You want to feel amorous.

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4. Or something.

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5. Not bloaty.

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6. And certainly not like this.

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7. So here are the rules, even though you might not want to hear them.

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8. No broccoli.

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9. No cauliflower.

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10. No asparagus.

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11. No Brussels sprouts.

12. No cabbage.

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13. No beans, lentils, or barley.

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14. No carbonated beverages.

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15. Go easy on cheese and other dairy.

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16. Easy on the garlic and onions.

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17. That’s it!

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18. Now you’ll be ready for all the hot stuff your Valentine’s evening brings.

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