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Easiest Feast Of The Seven Fishes Ever

Goldfish and SpaghettiOs on Christmas Eve: blasphemy or pure genius?

Emily Fleischaker

In Italy it’s traditional to eat seven different kinds of seafood on Christmas Eve, known as the Feast of the Seven Fishes. Some cooks might tell you that the occasion requires delicious luxuries like lobster, calamari, and maybe even a whole salt-crusted fish. And that’s cool. But if it sounds very expensive and time-consuming to you, please consider the following menu.

3. SNACKS


Goldfish

Octopus Hummus

Emily Fleischaker

Use black olive slices or capers for his cute little eyes. Eight arms is technically correct, but you may wish to add more to provide sufficient hummus-scooping opportunities.

5. HORS D’OEUVRE


Shrimp Ramen in Soup Spoons

Emily Fleischaker

Just add water! We’ll leave the choice of instant ramen brand to you; go with whatever feels right.

7. MAIN COURSE


Tuna Fish Sandwiches

Goldfish SpaghettiOs

9. DESSERT


Phish Food Ice Cream
Swedish Fish

Emily Fleichaker

Thank you, Ben & Jerry’s.

Emily Fleischaker

Red is classic, but we recommend a pleasing array of colors.

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