3. G-d isn’t sympathetic just because this fancy-ass BLT is made with pancetta, burrata, and arugula.
4. Judaism frowns at even the most silken bowl of shrimp and grits.
5. Yeah sorry, there’s all kinds of crab meat up in this pasta.
6. Looks good right? It is rabbit ragu. Not OK.
7. This burger is made out of camel and to that G-d says “N O P E.”
9. Oh verboten pepperoni, how your edges are so lightly charred.
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15. This might not even look that good if you weren’t so effing hungry.
19. You’re not welcome here, beautiful beast of Maine.
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