23 Photos You Should Not See While Fasting For Yom Kippur
NOTHING IN THIS POST IS KOSHER. And you’re not supposed to be eating anything, anyway.
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23 Photos You Should Not See While Fasting...
Emily Fleischaker
1. Bacon-Wrapped Scallops a.k.a. Adorable Tiny Treif Packets
Source: recipegirl.com
2. Summer’s over, nothing to see here.
3. G-d isn’t sympathetic just because this fancy-ass BLT is made with pancetta, burrata, and arugula.
Source: Crispy Pancetta Burrata and Tomato Sandwiches" class="">Crispy Pancetta Burrata and Tomato Sandwiches / via: bonappetit.com
4. Judaism frowns at even the most silken bowl of shrimp and grits.
Source: kevinandamanda.com
5. Yeah sorry, there’s all kinds of crab meat up in this pasta.
6. Looks good right? It is rabbit ragu. Not OK.
Source: Rabbit Ragu with Pappardelle" class="">Rabbit Ragu with Pappardelle / via: abstractgourmet.com
7. This burger is made out of camel and to that G-d says “N O P E.”
Source: aht.seriouseats.com
9. Oh verboten pepperoni, how your edges are so lightly charred.
Source: Photo: Hannah Whitaker / via: nymag.com
15. This might not even look that good if you weren’t so effing hungry.
Source: bettycrocker.com
19. You’re not welcome here, beautiful beast of Maine.
Source: awelltraveledwoman.tumblr.com
23. “Please refrain from splattering the Book of Life with mussel broth” -Deut. 14:9
Source: blog.pennydelossantos.com
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joshjohnsen 7 months agoCan someone remake this for my Mormon friends fasting for Mitt Romney?
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Aria Venom 7 months agoI should have shown this to my boyfriend yesterday. He was miserable and a total butthead. I, however, am not Jewish so I had pizza with bacon on it bwahahah.
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benjaminc5 7 months agoReligious Jews wouldn’t be reading this page. They are in temple praying that God doesn’t kill them this year. Also they’d consider all of that food “trafe” and find it disgusting. I on the other hand don’t practice. I had bacon just last night.
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Lillithdv8 7 months agoI love rabbit, the little buggers taste divine in a tomato/sofrito reduction with green olives. Side: mash potatoes laced with carrots purée or a simple green salad. Drink: Crisp white wine
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