23 Photos You Should Not See While Fasting For Yom Kippur

NOTHING IN THIS POST IS KOSHER. And you’re not supposed to be eating anything, anyway.

1. Bacon-Wrapped Scallops a.k.a. Adorable Tiny Treif Packets

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2. Summer’s over, nothing to see here.

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3. G-d isn’t sympathetic just because this fancy-ass BLT is made with pancetta, burrata, and arugula.

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4. Judaism frowns at even the most silken bowl of shrimp and grits.

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5. Yeah sorry, there’s all kinds of crab meat up in this pasta.

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6. Looks good right? It is rabbit ragu. Not OK.

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7. This burger is made out of camel and to that G-d says “N O P E.”

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8. More rabbit. Forbidden. Move along.

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9. Oh verboten pepperoni, how your edges are so lightly charred.

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10. Crispy Bacon Oyster Garnish. What. Ever.

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11. Hot dogs? Get real.

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12. There’s bacon in that.

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13. The meatiest of crab cakes?! CURSES.

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14. Totally out of the question.

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15. This might not even look that good if you weren’t so effing hungry.

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16. Clam Chowder? Meh. Clam Chowder in a bread bowl? FML!!

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17. As Leviticus says: “No fins, no scales, no go.”

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18. Yes, even if that calamari is fried.

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19. You’re not welcome here, beautiful beast of Maine.

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20. The cruelest of pork roasts, no doubt.

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21. Spoke too soon.

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22. Root beer Pulled Pork. Whimper.

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23. “Please refrain from splattering the Book of Life with mussel broth” -Deut. 14:9

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