Romney is part of the LDS church (ie, Mormon). Therefore he considers cigarettes & beer forbidden to him (along with all caffeinated drinks like coffee).

Most kids who are old enough to read that have already figured out there is no Santa. That said, there's sometimes a difference between being right (professing truth) and being nice (professing compassion), and since a Christian should aim to be both at all times, this guy still fails.

20. Make stupid comments on other people's posts

19. Draw pretentious comics

He has seemed a bit … off … in interviews I've seen over the last few years. He might have an undisclosed medical problem, hard to really say …

I hope the next thing after “toothpicking” is “throwing your dumbass self off cliffs” to punish people who think this is entertaining.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1j_vyQrWO4

Nice job kid. :) If anyone's wondering, the songs used are The Black Keys “Your Touch,” and Arctic Monkeys “From the Ritz to the Rubble”

Yea that was awful. Watch the original

So in order to “support democracy,” this group of anonymous cowards has decided to act like virtual terrorists and vandalize other peoples' property? Well played, idiots.