What’s The Weirdest Thing You’ve Ever Masturbated With?

American Pie, the remake. Submissions can be made anonymously.

If there's one thing pretty much everyone does, it's masturbate.

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It's good for everyone involved i.e. you.

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Though we all know some sessions are a little more... innovative than others.

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Like you've never looked at your electric toothbrush with a glint in your eye.

Maybe it was an, er, *interesting* toy.

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Maybe it was something a bit fruity.

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Or maybe it was a household object you never knew could multitask.

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Hey, whatever works, works. Right? So tell us in the comments below the craziest thing that you've used to get off!

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