The Truth About Caticorns

Half cat, half unicorn, total magic.

1. The company behind the Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats, Archie McPhee, recently shared with us this glamorous behind-the-scenes video of the photo shoot for their product using a cat named Spyke.

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=qzmfk7kpH40.

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2. Although Spyke seems to be tolerant of his new magical accessory, let’s see how other cats are enjoying their newfound Caticorn status. After all, the box says “Cats love it!”

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3. First, here is the Urban Dictionary definition of a Caticorn:

1. Caticorn
A mystical animal that is half cat, half unicorn. It has the head of a cat with an unicorn horn and the body of a cat with an unicorn tail. It makes the sound “neow.”

When walking through the magical forest, Katie and Megan were stalked by a caticorn.

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4. And in case you need some visuals of the mystical creature…

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6. This guy even got a Caticorn tattooed on his chest…

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7. However, the reality falls somewhat short of the fantasized version.

In fact, the cats don’t seem to be into it at all.

8. Anguish.

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9. Torture.

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10. Fear.

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11. Boredom.

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12. Regret.

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13. Insecurity.

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14. Humiliation.

Yes, someone actually knit their cat a unicorn horn.

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15. Longing.

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16. Silliness.

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17. Misery.

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18. In fact, there are only two cats who seem to enjoy being a Caticorn…

This one might actually believe it.

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19. And this one:

Whose face says it all.

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20. Let’s face it, the combination of a cat and a unicorn will never feel like this:

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21. But we can still dream.

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22. Or not.

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