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1. You talk to yourself
2. You sing, loudly and a lot
3. And dance around, really badly
4. You can take as long in the shower as you want
5. You can eat as much as you like and no one will judge
6. Bills are huge because there's no one to share with
7. Netflix is your best friend
8. When people visit, you don't let them leave
9. And when you visit others, you stay way longer than is polite
10. You keep the place clean and tidy in the hope you'll get visitors
11. And also because you can't blame anyone else for the mess
12. There's no one else to empty the bins
13. If you don't answer the door to the postman, no one will
14. Bumps in the night (or even the day) are terrifying
15. You jump whenever there's a knock at the door
16. You can wander around naked as much (or as little) as you like
17. Every dinner is a TV dinner
18. You can go days without seeing a single person
19. If the internet breaks, you feel incredibly isolated
20. Sometimes you get so bored, you work
21. But whenever anyone asks if you get lonely living alone, you lie
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