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1. Why yes, human, I would love to go on a walk on this beautiful day.
2. You forgot to bring any frisbees or balls! It's okay though, we can just run around. Runnings my favorite.
3. Ahhh, there it is, a park full of my friends.
4. Why did you just pass the park?
5. OMG. omg. omg. omg. omg. omg.
6. Youuuuuu sonofabitch.
7. LOL you actually thought I'd leave the car willingly.
8. DAMN YOUR SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH!!!!!
9. They can't treat me if they can't find me.
10. If I were a cat this would be easier.
11. Damnit... I have been spotted. ABORT MISSION.
12. Who does this bitch think she is? Human, time to step in.
13. WHY THE HELL ISN'T SAD PUPPY FACE WORKING?
14. LIKE IT'S REALLY NOT WORKING. NOBODY FEELS BAD FOR ME. THIS PLACE IS VOID OF ALL EMOTION. SAVE YOURSELF WHILE YOU STILL CAN, HUMAN!
15. I'm peeing on all your shit when we get home.
16. DOES THIS AMUSE YOU!!??!?!
17. Ugh.
18. Okay I GUESS this makes up for it.
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