After a long day at work...
...he just wants dinner.
Pour him a drink...
...and slip into something more comfortable.
Keep things romantic...
...but steamy.
Oh no! You forgot protection!
Sure enough, nine months later...
You'll raise him right.
And start a family.
You'll teach them to value what's truly important...
...and keep them safe.
Maybe you'll get a pet?
Try harder.
There you go. And though you sometimes dream of what might have been, other men...
...and far-away lands...
...in the end, you're happy because you're in love.
With bacon.
