An Eight Course Meal In Clothes Made Of Food

Hungry? Look no further. Naked? Look no further.

The Shellfish Course

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This razor clam shell dress looks like it's a cast-off from a Project Runway challenge, but it's okay: It's by Alexander McQueen.

The Salad Course

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The pepper necklace takes this lettuce dress from day to night.

The Fish Course

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But really, that seaweed skirt is pretty versatile.

The Poultry Course

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Fact: If it looks like a bird, it counts for the poultry course. Ask any five-star chef. Hashtag real talk.

The Pasta Course

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Please, no jokes about meatballs.

The Meat Course

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Pretty sure everyone attracted to women (and a few people who thought they were attracted to men) just fell in love.

The Wine Course

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This fabric of this dress is made entirely from the byproduct of fermented grapes, i.e. wine. It's super eco-friendly and smells like death.

The Dessert Course

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Anyone who has held a candy bar longer than advisable understands how uncomfortable wearing a chocolate dress would be.